‘dog With A Blog’ Is Going To Be The Greatest Show In Tv History
Move over, “The Simpsons.” I have a new favorite series. And it’s called: “DOG WITH A BLOG.” Disney Channel, the leading TV network for kids and families, has ordered “DOG […]
There’s a rumor going around that Victoria Beckham’s push present was a $33,000 iPhone made of 24 karat gold.
This is perhaps the most impractical thing I’ve ever seen. What are you going to do when the iPhone 5 comes out? Melt it down and reshape it? And how heavy must that thing be?
Look, I love decadence and iPhones as much as the next multimillionaire, but this is just embarrassing.
Also, let’s just be honest: Harper wasn’t worth that much.
Dick Clark’s Rockin New Year’s Eve sets expectations that we can never reach. If I were in charge of ABC I would broadcast live from my cousin Timmy’s basement where we ate spinach dip, sipped on Boone’s Farm Wine and played Yahtzee.
Ben & Jerry’s Presents: Ron Swanson’s All of the Bacon & Eggs You Have
You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
What Would Jean-ralphio Do?: Gq’s Best Ever Q&a
GQ recently had the honor of conducting a Q&A on fashion, romance, and the meaning of life with Ben Schwartz’s swagtastic alter ego Jean-Ralpio Saperstein. The piece is perfectly titled, […]
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Pornographer